Published On: 07-22-2008 06:08 AM
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Hai~

This is a special entry inspired by a thread at OGPlanet.com and some attitudes I've witnessed. (mostly the 'tudes) This time around we're gonna take a look at two groups that are lulzworthy. In one corner, we have the one that loves Pangya, and hates hackers of all kinds, give it up for the Accuser~ And in another corner, the one that knows the kb size of each blade of grass in Pink Wind, let's hear it for the 'Master'~
And now, because I am so generous, I'm gonna share my lulz and give detailed examples of what may go on when one meets the other...enjoy ;3

The Accuser's Day:
Oh boy! I'm on PangYa! It's gonna be such a glorious day...or it would be...if there weren't so many GODDAMNED HACKERS ON THIS SERVER!!!! The last game was total bullshit! That guy got a HIO on a four par in Ice Spa....it's a fucking 4 par! You can't hio on one of those!! Damned hackers ruining the game for everyone else!! *clicks on records of random people to have something to bitch about* Oh and look at this! This girl ended up getting a -24 on Pink Wind! TOTAL H4X!!!1!!! Oh oh oh!! And this douchebag's average stroke time is 19 seconds! Just how long does it take to hit the goddamn ball?! He's totally calcing! He's just probably some 48 year old guy that lives in his parents!! He's got nothing better to do than hack his score to some unreachable height so we that don't calc won't be able to enjoy the game!! I haaaaaaaaaate hackers sooooooooooo much!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!8!!!!!!!seven!!!!!!!pie!!!!! THEY SUCK! THEY BLOW!! THEY'RE JUST FUCKING NERDS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN THAT DIDN'T END IN JPG!!!! I need a tourny to calm myself down!! ANGRYFACE!!!! OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?! 40 minutes for Ice Cannon?! This is a 13 minute course at most!!! H4x0rz!!!! You all should burn in hell!! If I had a gun.gif I'd kill all of you!!!! Oh and by the way, *sets up shop* HELP A NOOBIE OUT PLZ!!! DONATE 10K SO I CANS BUY KOOH! Plzzzzzzzzzz.....plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....buy my itens!!!

The 'Master's' Day:
Aw yeah let's do this. Time to kick some ass and get some chips! Lesse if I got everything. Keyboard...check. Mouse...check. Diagram I made of every possible angle the ball could be in....check. Wind chart....check. Location of every hole in the game on a seperate comp...big check, let's get some chips!! *goes to tourn* Oh nah nah nah nah, this 35 minute bullshit ain't even gonna work! You better man up and put that bitch on 50!! Yeah...yeah....FUCK YEAH! Chipped the first hole! 2nd hole hio!! Aw yeah!! Ya'll dealing with a pro now!! WHAT?! A nike?! I missed a chip??!!! FUCK THIS!! *quits, then goes into a vs* Yeah, Blue Moon back 3...I need my hio fix! Hey you got speeders nub? No?? GTFO!! *kicks* You know damn well that real pros only play on 120s with speeders!!! Yeah! HIO on #10!!!! EG #11!!! HIO #12!!! I've got such an erection right now!!!! I fucking raped you nub!! Only queers alba on BM #12!!! *looking at random records* 400 hios?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, you have got to be the biggest nubcake in the universe!! Your gf has gotta be looking at you like a major disappointment!! Look at my 5,948 hios AND 8,391 albas!! I know this game like the back of my hand!! I know the exact order of the distances for every single hole here!! HELL I EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WIND IS GONNA BE FOR ALL 18 HOLES!!! Yeah, I'm the best there is and I'm not gonna rest til everyone knows-WTF....WHAT THE FUCK?! Someone beat my record on Blue Water?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *drops to knees* You're fucking me?! I spent days and weeks adding this, subtracting that, and dividing by zero!! I made diagrams, charts, spreadsheets, and even a video on the entire course, every single equation is now useless because I was beaten!!! This is such a big deal!!!!1!!!8!!!!ninty!!!!uguu~!!!!1
*later that night, he decided he couldn't live with the grief of having someone beat his nearly perfect score and took his life by playing six hours of Superman 64*


Okay, hopefully by now you get my point...it's a game people!! Accusers: just because someone beats you doesn't mean they're a calc or a hacker....no one is out to get you! If you want to be better, then play the fucking game more instead of sitting in psq begging for spare pang/astro (yes, I have noticed that the ones that call 'calc' often beg...) Would-be Masters: Yes yes, it's impressive that you shot a -34 on SC, but at the end of the day....how to put this delicately....oh yeah NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK! It's your record, and you should be proud...but that does not make you better than anyone else! (in general) You are not a golden child just because you chip every other hole, you are not a beautiful snowflake, you are the same fucking sack of organs like everyone else on this godforsaken planet. Both groups (Accuser/Boastful 'Master'), seriously it's a game...an escape where you and few buddies can play fantasy golf. For the love of the gods stop being such bags of douche and enjoy it for what it is, because right now as it stands, if Ntreev cancels the contracts of PangYa all around, your lives have pretty much ended~ Now then, if anyone that read this was offended, then congratz, you're one or the other. And I'll clarify: I'm not lashing out at people with high records nor am I dissing people that jokingly call out "hax". My target was the ones with high recs that carry a "holier than god" attitude, and the nubs that think that having a +3 on Sepia Wind is the only way to not be a hacker....you know who you are....

This sarcastic rant was brought to you by the Kooh Society....because none of us are as kawaii as all of us~

Published On: 07-21-2008 06:57 AM
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Heya :3

Well seeing as we didn't have too much to do in A18, I decided to complete the event in Korea~ It took a little longer than I'd like to admit, but that was because I wasn't doing it for speed....and because some people kept bitching at me to spend all of my time on A18 (which probably won't happen) But I did end up doing it.


That's pretty much what it all looks like after one finishes. Kinda expecting fireworks but it's all good. :3

Now then, you're probably wondering about the prize...I know I was. Turns out, it was a swimsuit, the catch? It was chosen randomly. Now, how was lady luck gonna treat me this time? Well~



Turns out lady luck was indeed a loli, and a generous one. The stats are pretty much pang like (ya know +2 power +3 control) but I'm not gonna complain because 1: It's a swimsuit that looks pretty good. 2: I had motivation to get Lucia. & 3: It's something pang for Lucia...yay~

So overall, it was a pretty simple and straightforward event, in fact it's like they're giving you a swimmy just for playing. So yeah, thank you Ntreev, there are still 8 days left of the event so I encourage anyone that is doing this to complete this, espically if you're in need of clothing.

Special thanks:
Ntreev for doing the event
Lucia for being available at 35k and for fitting into said swimmy...not to mention the fact that she has matching pantsu.....yes I looked......FUCK YOU :P

Ahem....anywho that's it for this one, but expect another one soon where I'll finally have a list of gurren-dan members+pics~

Published On: 07-09-2008 04:23 AM
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Hai Everybody :3

As you may have figured out by now, I am into Pangya. However I'm not here to play the "no shit" game...I am here to give a personal view on season 4.(yeah I know this has been done, but this is MY view, DEAL WITH IT!) First thing is first, I shall introduce my rookie self...let's hear it for Mel_lo~!


Yep, I picked a female account even though I'm a guy...I just wanted hana for free...plus I barely like Scout....quit judging me!!

And now, the same account in my temp(at least I think it's temp) bikini~

Work it. Own it. Love it. Fap it-oh shit I forgot I'm still doing this blog....*ahem* Moving along quickly and swiftly~

I really don't have to go into details about the features since season IV has been out so long, so I won't. That being said, I love what I've experienced so far. The treasure chest system is just kick-ass. (c'mon, I can get pieces of ecard for LOSING a vs) I also love Lost Seaway...and everyone that loves Ice Cannon/Spa feels the same way....fucking farmers. Oh and of course I saw the shops and was quite amazed at what they had to choose from. Since this is by request, I'll show some of the things that I personally liked. Let it be known that all characters/clothes/items/levels/pixels/bondage slaves/ect are property of Ntreev, I did not make them nor do I claim said lie, got it? You damn well better. I'll start off with hana since I already have her~

Hana:

Yeah, it's not all THAT great, but I think it has a certain charm~


I like this and I'm relieved that it isn't the same stats that I heard (which was just all power)

Bob:

Honestly this is the only one that I even batted an eye at. Keep in mind this was a pretty brief look into his stuff....I'm positive that I'll want more of his stuff.

Ceci:

I didn't spend a lot of time on Ceci either but I really do love this set.

Scout:

.....be glad he was even mentioned in this blog.

Kaz:

Kinda screams "Emo Bish" but then again many of his sets do. This is just one of the better ones imo. Note: I don't know wether I like his hair red, brown or white.


I've always loved the waiter set, I really don't know why. *shrug*


Monicle=Flawless Victory

Arin:

I totally knew Arin would end up having a set like this XP


Is pretty simple while being smexy. Is a fav for me~


At first I didn't like the hat, but then it grew on me O_o Other than that, I like the set just fine.


Same but with a skirt for you panty fanboys. *cough*afkmyass*cough* *cough*donttrytoreversethisonmewithkooh*cough*

Max:

Hm...this set is pretty cool, but again, I didn't look into Max for too long.


I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I left out this set.

Lucia:

This dress came in like 3 different colors. All of them were pretty good so I just chose randomly.


Like Arin, it's pretty simple while being smexy.


Panty fanboys rejoice. *cough*whatthehelldidIjustsay??*cough* But seriously, lol @ blatent fanservice.

Kooh:

It reminds me a lot of Final Fantasy(Iunno why) so basically I love it even more.


KINGDUM HARTZ WUZ HEER!!1


Firefighter set totally shocked me...but I heart it.


Hard to believe that top used to be a medium...damned dryer.

Yes, I know some of these sets aren't right, but I picked based upon what I like so shut up plzkthxbai.

Before I end this blog I'll show you guys something lol'able~


Rookie clubs! No power but you get a small(aka gargantuan) boost in control, and I think your pangya bar increases a tiny bit.


Because if you can get a bowling ball in there, surely you can sink a golf ball in that hole, right.....RIGHT?!

And that does it for this entry...special thanks go out to Ntreev who owns the game and....well uh....the characters for activating "zomgsmexynessmach12havemybabies" mode while I took pics.

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Published On: 06-21-2008 05:44 AM
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Hey Doodz:

Okay, now here is something interesting that I found out. It seems that two days from now, there is going to be a special event...the ecard swap~ Now to those that got all the rares they wanted by blowing thousands and thousands of astros, this won't be of any help, but Ntreev thanks you for the money~ However, for me this is a great thing indeed. I think in total, I went through like 600 astros trying for Kooh's SSAF before giving up....I got Kaz's. It's not that I really "hate" him, it's just that quite honestly, it's rare for me to use him.

A few lil details about this event: (they can also be seen on OG's forum as well as the front page when you boot up A18)

This is a Jr+ event. Sorry rooks/begs, but thems the breaks.
You need 50k for the swap fee....which I do not mind at all. I think most people that have ecard rares have at least that much, if not then....sux to be you :3 (although I am willing to spare buddies up to 30k if they don't have it)
You can only do this once...don't even start bitching about that, swapping hundreds of rares is bad enough on support, I doubt they'd be willing to do it multiple times for each person...be greatful that you got the chance to do one :P
Annnnnd there's a couple other details there....but you get the idea.

So all and all. Thank you OG, (never thought I'd say that :P) I finally will be able to get my Kooh SSAF, I am quite greatful of the opportunity to trade it for Kaz's-and the first person to say I only want this set for Kooh cause there's holes in her pantsu gets a staple in the eye :P

Special Thanx:
Uh...really it's just OG this time. I mean I first saw it on the frontpage of Alba, not to mention the fact that they're going through the trouble of doing this means that they must care about us a lil bit~

Welp, decided to keep it short 'n' sweet since you can find out more at OGPlanet.com. Goodbai all you happy (possibly in the pants) people~

Yesh...my swap has been finished~



Behold...SSAF Kooh!!



V is for Victory!!!

Published On: 06-12-2008 07:57 PM
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PPS: As promised here are those swimsuits~ I still need to get one for Hana (and maybe Max)



Ceci



Ceci again



Arin



Arin enjoying the spa



Kooh



Kooh and her bitch...Derek the Retarded Penguin